Title: TMNT
Platform : XBOX 360
Studio: UBIsoft (Montreal)
Genre: Platformer
Reviewer: Advent
Story/Description:
The Ninja Turtles are no longer confined to sewer system and are now both above and below ground in the world. Strange events have been occurring in New York City fast-moving shadows, strange star alignments, and creatures attacking the city. Is the wealthy and mysterious industrialist Max Winters involved? The city needs the Turtles now more that ever, but they are in their most trying time as heroes and as a family. While Leonardo was away on a special training mission his brothers Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael became lost and directionless. With the city and family at stake, it’s up to Leonardo with Zen Master Splinter to restore unity and ninja discipline to the Turtles.
Review:
First off this game has been suggested to achievement whores as an easy game to get 1000gp . They would be dead wrong. I have spent the last few days playing this, not the whole time but parts and pieces of my weekend. And ive had the worst time with this game i only kept playing it cause i had an odd amount of achievement points. Each level would give you weird amounts like 42pts. yes that is an even number but it doesn’t add up when all the other games give you points like 30 or 35 so they will add up even and fit better. Im a person that get bugged by uneven stuff not sure why but it just bugs me. So other then the game being easy at part as a whole it is annoying as Fuck ! you have some of the worst music in a game and its looped and it doesnt stop there. The Voice overs are so bad i found my self rocking back and forth in my chair to calm my self and prevent me from going outside and starting a rampage on the neighborhood. The other kicker is this game is nothing but jumping over crap. If i ever had a secret laiar and it was full of tons of shit to jump over and avoid id never and an arch nemisis cause they wouldnt make it into harm or steal anything away from me.
The big thing i think game makers need to do before they make a game think of a story that wont drive you crazy ! Hell a story that makes some kind of sense. The key to a good movie or game is the story, and characters. the story of this game was the worst compiled piece of crap. its like here is a popular franchise that has a movie coming out soon make a game for it. They have an established history with somewhat ok characters lets try to fuck that up and make no sense of from it. I dont even know why i waste this virtual ink telling you this cause in the gameing world we all know movie games are some of the worst. but its sad when good studios get the priojects and you have high hopes for them and they end up crapping out its sad. I had hopes this game wouldnt blow more then a cheap hooker, but i was wrong. this game was made by the same studio that made Assassins Creed. the jumping aspects are there but just not worked out right. there is to much to list thats wrong with this game i dont have the time or hell i dont feel like wasting a good day saying it all.
If you would like some uneven points from crappy game you will have to SUFFER through be my guest rent this sorry piece of shit mistaken on store shelves as a game. I just want to be the first to say i told you so. and hell good luck with that last level its a kicker. you should jsut get 1000 pts for just that level alone. Have fun pullign your hair out and below will be a link to rogain so some of you can hopefully grow it back.
I don not recommend this game for anyone, but if you feel like putting some one through torture then go ahead and give this game to them as a gift. other then that i will bury this game in the closest graveyard i can find.
Final Judgement: 1/5
Graphics: 2/5
Sound: -5/5
Gameplay: 2/5
Story: 1/5